Klarinet Archive - Posting 000173.txt from 1995/04

From: Fred Cicetti <cicetti@-----.COM>
Subj: Considerably Delicate Question
Date: Wed, 12 Apr 1995 00:05:01 -0400

Is this KLARINET or alt.sex.dysfunction?

God, I love this mailing list. Dan Leeson should levy an entertainment
tax on all of us.

I knew a castrato once who played for the New Jersey Symphony. Second
chair clarinet. He told me he had no trouble performing for women as long
as he applied almond oil to his bore once every six months.

fred cicetti <cicetti@-----.com>