Klarinet Archive - Posting 000080.txt from 1994/05

From: Clark W Fobes <reedman@-----.COM>
Subj: Re: Reeds
Date: Wed, 4 May 1994 12:21:57 -0400

On Tue, 3 May 1994, ROY E. BREILING wrote:

> I'm interested in any other music or musician jokes. Keep them coming.
>
How do you know when the stage floor is level?

When the bass clarinetist drools out of both sides of his mouth.