Klarinet Archive - Posting 000062.txt from 1994/02
From: "Dan Leeson: LEESON@-----.EDU> Subj: Re Jordan Selburn's "We want Dan" Date: Mon, 7 Feb 1994 16:53:18 -0500
Jordan, I am sorry but I am much too famous to be seen in public
by just anyone. In order to see me in public, you have to submit
a request in triplicate, several character and financial records,
and a genealogic chart going back to the 17th century.
If you pass those tests, then I show up in the clarinet section
and one may gaze at me (keeping in mind that blindness could
be the result of such glory as I possess). If you don't pass
those tests then we kill your dog. If you don't own a dog, we
buy one for you until you learn to love it, and then we kill it.
I presume you saw my note to Claudia saying that I was there in drag!!!
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Dan Leeson, Los Altos, California
(leeson@-----.edu)
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