Klarinet Archive - Posting 000071.txt from 1969/12

From: kurtheisig@-----.net
Subj: Re: [kl] Enhanced Clarinet Vocabulary
Date: Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500


old:plays out of tune
new:flexible pitch center

-----Original Message-----
>From: Lelia Loban <lelialoban@-----.net>
>Sent: Nov 20, 2010 5:38 AM
>To: klarinet@-----.com
>Subject: [kl] Enhanced Clarinet Vocabulary
>
>Notice how the English language has evolved lately?
>
>Old: Torture
>New: Enhanced interrogation technique
>
>Old: sexual molestation
>New: enhanced pat-down procedure
>
>Well, my goodness, we clarinet players need to keep up with the times!
>Therefore, a modest proposal for updating our old-fashioned vocabulary:
>
>Old: squeak
>New: enhanced altissimo
>
>Old: can't read the music
>New: uses enhanced aleatory technique
>
>Old: plays out of tune
>New: applies enhanced acoustical parameters
>
>I'm sure we can enhance our vocabulary in many other ways!
>
>Lelia Loban
>http://members.sibeliusmusic.com/Lelia_Loban
>
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