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Doublereed Archive - Posting 000094.txt from 2007/07

From: herb fawcett <herbgosia@-----.net>
Subj: Re: [DR-L] You may get a kick outta this one!!!!!
Date: Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:31:36 -0400

I heard it was the time for the
Bass solo.
Herb

On 7/16/07 4:07 PM, "Pat McFarland" <dblereed@-----.com> wrote:

> And the punch line could be "A drive by viola cadenza" too!!!
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "David Lurie" <klingsor@-----.com>
> To: <doublereed@-----.org>
> Sent: Monday, July 16, 2007 7:05 PM
> Subject: Re: [DR-L] You may get a kick outta this one!!!!!
>
>
>> This one's better thn a viola joke!
>>
>>
>> At 05:22 PM 7/16/2007, you wrote:
>>> A guy went on vacation into voodoo territory. When he
>>> checked into his hotel he heard the drummers playing an unusual and
>>> insistent rhythm. At first he found it fascinating.
>>>
>>> However, after several hours, the sound became an annoyance, so
>>> at dinner, he asked the waiter, "When do the drums stop?"
>>>
>>> The waiter went pale and stammered, "No. No. Drums not
>>> stop. Very bad when drums stop."
>>>
>>> After tossing and turning half the night, he called the front
>>> desk at 2 a.m. to ask when the drums would stop.
>>>
>>> "No. No. Drums not stop. Very bad when drums stop."
>>>
>>> After a sleepless night, he was waiting at the front desk for
>>> the manager. He asked once again, "When do the drums stop?"
>>>
>>> Again came the reply, "No. No. Drums not stop. Very bad when
>>> drums stop."
>>>
>>> Grabbing the manager by his shirt, the man screams, "What
>>> happens that's so bloody bad when the drums stop?"
>>>
>>> "English horn solo!"
>>>
>>>
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