Doublereed Archive - Posting 000092.txt from 2007/07

From: "Pat McFarland" <dblereed@-----.com>
Subj: Re: [DR-L] You may get a kick outta this one!!!!!
Date: Mon, 16 Jul 2007 19:07:50 -0400

And the punch line could be "A drive by viola cadenza" too!!!

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From: "David Lurie" <klingsor@-----.com>
To: <doublereed@-----.org>
Sent: Monday, July 16, 2007 7:05 PM
Subject: Re: [DR-L] You may get a kick outta this one!!!!!

> This one's better thn a viola joke!
>
>
> At 05:22 PM 7/16/2007, you wrote:
>> A guy went on vacation into voodoo territory. When he
>>checked into his hotel he heard the drummers playing an unusual and
>>insistent rhythm. At first he found it fascinating.
>>
>> However, after several hours, the sound became an annoyance, so
>> at dinner, he asked the waiter, "When do the drums stop?"
>>
>> The waiter went pale and stammered, "No. No. Drums not
>> stop. Very bad when drums stop."
>>
>> After tossing and turning half the night, he called the front
>> desk at 2 a.m. to ask when the drums would stop.
>>
>> "No. No. Drums not stop. Very bad when drums stop."
>>
>> After a sleepless night, he was waiting at the front desk for
>> the manager. He asked once again, "When do the drums stop?"
>>
>> Again came the reply, "No. No. Drums not stop. Very bad when
>> drums stop."
>>
>> Grabbing the manager by his shirt, the man screams, "What
>> happens that's so bloody bad when the drums stop?"
>>
>> "English horn solo!"
>>
>>
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