Doublereed Archive - Posting 000091.txt from 2007/07
From: David Lurie <klingsor@-----.com> Subj: Re: [DR-L] You may get a kick outta this one!!!!! Date: Mon, 16 Jul 2007 19:05:37 -0400
This one's better thn a viola joke!
At 05:22 PM 7/16/2007, you wrote:
> A guy went on vacation into voodoo territory. When he
>checked into his hotel he heard the drummers playing an unusual and
>insistent rhythm. At first he found it fascinating.
>
> However, after several hours, the sound became an annoyance, so
> at dinner, he asked the waiter, "When do the drums stop?"
>
> The waiter went pale and stammered, "No. No. Drums not
> stop. Very bad when drums stop."
>
> After tossing and turning half the night, he called the front
> desk at 2 a.m. to ask when the drums would stop.
>
> "No. No. Drums not stop. Very bad when drums stop."
>
> After a sleepless night, he was waiting at the front desk for
> the manager. He asked once again, "When do the drums stop?"
>
> Again came the reply, "No. No. Drums not stop. Very bad when
> drums stop."
>
> Grabbing the manager by his shirt, the man screams, "What
> happens that's so bloody bad when the drums stop?"
>
> "English horn solo!"
>
>
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