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Doublereed Archive - Posting 000090.txt from 2007/07
From: "Pat McFarland" <dblereed@-----.com>
Subj: [DR-L] You may get a kick outta this one!!!!!
Date: Mon, 16 Jul 2007 17:22:14 -0400
A guy went on vacation into voodoo territory. When he
checked into his hotel he heard the drummers playing an unusual
and insistent rhythm. At first he found it fascinating.
However, after several hours, the sound became an annoyance,
so at dinner, he asked the waiter, "When do the drums stop?"
The waiter went pale and stammered, "No. No. Drums not
stop. Very bad when drums stop."
After tossing and turning half the night, he called the
front desk at 2 a.m. to ask when the drums would stop.
"No. No. Drums not stop. Very bad when drums stop."
After a sleepless night, he was waiting at the front desk
for the manager. He asked once again, "When do the drums stop?"
Again came the reply, "No. No. Drums not stop. Very bad
when drums stop."
Grabbing the manager by his shirt, the man screams, "What
happens that's so bloody bad when the drums stop?"
"English horn solo!"
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