Doublereed Archive - Posting 000097.txt from 2004/01

From: Oboeeee@-----.com
Subj: [DR-L] Quote of the Day ;-)
Date: Wed, 21 Jan 2004 22:00:55 -0500

A violist in an orchestra was crying and screaming at the oboe player sitting
directly behind him. The conductor asked, "What are you so upset about?"
The violist replied "The oboist reached over and turned one of the pegs on my
viola and now it's all out of tune!"
The conductor asked "Don't you think you're overreacting?"
The violist replied "I'm not overreacting! He won't tell me which one!"
-Jokes courtesy of Andrew Levin, Clemson University