Doublereed Archive - Posting 000057.txt from 2002/12

From: Oboeeee@-----.com
Subj: [Doublereed-l] Quote of the Day
Date: Mon, 16 Dec 2002 21:54:50 -0500

Santa is even-tempered. Santa does not hit children over the head who kick

him. Santa uses the term folks rather than Mommy and Daddy because of all t
he
broken homes. Santa does not have a three-martini lunch. Santa does not
borrow money from store employees. Santa wears a good deodorant.

-To employees of Western Temporary Services, world=E2=80=99s largest suppli
er of
Santa Clauses, NY Times 21 Nov 84